[Jon pulls a face at him, and switches his cup to his free hand so he can suck the wine off his fingers instead of letting it drip all over his clothes. A) Rude. B) Don't waste the wine, friend.]
Why's it bother you so much if they see you change? All men have the same bits, I'll wager you haven't got anything they've not seen before.
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Are you saying I have a big mouth? That's so rude. The rudest of the rude. And after I shared my cookies with you.
[There were two more over by the cookies, lifting one up and hovering to try to take it back to wherever pixies hoarded stuff.]
You seen the imps over in the other side? Gross little dudes. I'll take these over them. Even if I still have to change under my blankets.
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Why's it bother you so much if they see you change? All men have the same bits, I'll wager you haven't got anything they've not seen before.
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[There was nothing wrong with his bits, thank you. Of that he was pretty certain.]
I don't want girls seeing me naked. Even little ones.